My kids make me laugh

Keaton and I had been talking about the fact that I had to go out-of-town the end of the month for a doctor appointment and they would have to spend the night at Grandma's house or Grandma could stay at our house. Later, I told him that Landon and Cara would be in town during that time period and so they could stay here with them.

Keaton: Where would they stay?
Mom: In my bedroom.
Keaton: (eyes big) Both of them?
Mom: They're married.
Keaton: Oh yeah.

GREAT KIDS

This afternoon we were doing our housework when one of Keaton's friends called and wanted to play. Keaton told him he was doing chores but would call when he was done. The friend showed up about 30 minutes later and invited him to the baseball park with him and his dad, but Keaton still hadn't finished his chores (the TV was distracting him). Bronson told Keaton he would do the chores for him --- what an amazing 13-year-old I have. Maybe one day Keaton will appreciate Bronson for all he does for him.

I WON A TV (click on document to enlarge)